initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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sweeterthancyanide:

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

looooool Bieber is a massive twat

The only time I will like Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift

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tall:

Albino bat! :3

tall:

Albino bat! :3

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pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

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lockwie:

philliptunalunatique:

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE



fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat

lockwie:

philliptunalunatique:

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

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fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat

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No bridge? No problem.

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No bridge? No problem.